Alexi Lalas is The Sitter
You know what Alexi Lalas needs to be doing with his life right now? His Ginger Majesty™ should be giving Tony Robbins-style seminars on how to stay employed. Seriously, with his nose for collecting a check he could be the Suze Orman for the out of work. Just a suggestion.
His latest gig is a new show for MLSnet called The Sitter. The best line from the current episode: "So Kenny Cooper can score from 70 yards out. Now I wanna see Jeff Cunningham score from 6 yards out."