Dynamo PR: "Felix Garcia Has Returned to Laredo...There Is No Timetable For His Return"
Does he really want to finish high school or is it a touch of buyer's remorse on behalf of Master Garcia? Perhaps he got a 3am phone call from The Biggest Midget in the Game™ saying "Don't do it!"? Or maybe it's Beckham's fault (he is now my Designated Scapegoat)? Either way, the Laredo kid ain't coming to Houston just yet.