And Now a Message from the TOR Dept. of Health

Be advised that a mild outbreak of Pan-Pacific Championship fever seems to have reached the mainland from Hawaii. Be on the look out for symptoms including but not limited to excessive use of the processional anthem, droll speaking voice (Bruce Arena) and increased use of hair product & eye-liner (Alan Gordon).

1 comment:

briguy said...


I have a request: could you create a new tag known as "droll speaking voice" that will simply substitute for any future post involving the entity formerly known (and tagged) as "Bruce Arena"?

That would be pure genius, accompanying "Eddie Johnson is a Grown Ass Man" in the hallowed echelon of TOR greatness.