The Onion: "Seattle's Disastrous Sports Year Continues With Addition Of Major League Soccer Team"
From this week's Onion:
"After witnessing its baseball team finish in last place, its NFL team break its streak of five straight playoff appearances, and its NBA team leave for Oklahoma City, Seattle received another blow with the addition of a new Major League Soccer franchise, the Sounders FC.
"I mean, I sat through all 11 of the Huskies' losses, but this is worse than any of that," said Seattle resident Dusty Warren, who watched in resignation as the MLS expansion draft aired on a nearby television. "People will be wearing those jerseys and making up stupid chants for weeks before they realize they've been had. It's almost as insulting as when that WNBA team won the title."
They got us, damn them. Oh well, not too bad considering that this is the first time MLS has been mentioned since the arrival on MLS Jesus. Somebody needs to tell them that they are missing soooo many opportunities; LA's cock-ups alone could have fill the sports section for weeks this season.