12.01.2008

Drogba, Cisse, Diouf & Anelka Barred from Miami

Banned

Lil Wayne and Akon are throwing an off the meter Christmas party in Miami this year and you & I aren't invited. Chelsea's Didier Drogba & Nicolas Anelka and Sunderland's El-Hadji Diouf & Djibril Cisse have been invited though because they are much more rich, famous and street. Too bad they won't be able to get it in because their respective gaffers have put the kibosh on any of them ballin' outta control over the Christmas break.

Boooo. I know they have games and training over the break but when someone gets a chance to attend a party so outlandish that it has snow imported from Greenland, you have to let them go and pop all the bottles they want.
Felipe Scolari & Roy Keane, you are officially Killjoys of the Week™.

4 comments:

Faux Fur and Soccer Shirts said...

Bah, all of the above are super whack.

The ultimate soccer-bauchery extravaganza would include an EJ/Deuce combo (general flyness), Santino Quaranta ("party favors"), Dema Kovalenko (Ass-whoopin')...with a very special wild card slot for Natasha Kai, because I imagine she can up the talent level for the night somethin' serious.

Anonymous said...

LOL killjoys of the week. You should really do a weekly killjoy of the week

Jamie Z. said...

Lil Wayne just invited all the douchiest footballers in the UK to the same place at the same time.

Okay, fine. He could have invited Joey Barton.

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