know that he can tell a good story. The former Ireland international (50+ caps) was one of the central characters of the "Spice Boys" clique --along with Steve McManaman, Robbie Fowler to name a few-- that wreaked havoc in Liverpool in the late 90's. He also gets onstage shout-outs from Bono and has had his beak broken by Roy Keane, so you know he done a bit of living and certainly has a tale or two to tell.
Anyway, this one is a total cracker and comes courtesy of Channel Bee, which is Tim Lovejoy from Soccer A.M.'s online thingy. Hilarious stuff on there so expect to see more of it here.