11.07.2008

Two Guys Talking About RBNY's Keeper, One Guy Talks to RBNY's Keeper

DannyCepero

Non-MLS Watching Dude: "Hey did you see that one guy that scored that one goal a few weeks ago?"

Me: "Um yeah, probably. Which guy?"

NMLSWD: "The one that can use his hands."

Me: "The goalie? Cepero?"

NMLSWD: "Yeah. That dude! Sh*t was sick bro. Wasn't he the first guy to ever do that?"

Me: "In MLS, yes."

NMLSWD: "And wasn't he the back up?"

Me: "Yeah. The starting guy got busted for drugs."

NMLSWD: "Wasn't he the first guy to ever do that?"

Me: "In MLS, yes."

NMLSWD: "Wow. Those guys are breaking records on both ends of the spectrum."

Me: "Yeah. We really strive for the most random forms of success."

NMLSWD: "So whatever happened to him?"

Me: "Who? The drugs hoover? F*ck if I know. Probably in Seacaucus somewhere."

NMLSWD: "No, the one who scored the long bomb."

Me: "Oh he's around."

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