This is What is Missing From Today's MLS
Where is this type of player? One that is magic on the field and ballin' out of control off of it. Where is the player with enough swagger and personality to pull off a white tux and top hat at an awards ceremony? Where is the red-carpet rocker who's pulling scandalous tattooed trim? Where is the player with near-mythical expressions of love for the fans? Who's rocking a Biggie shirt for the papps at the club after the game? Where is the "pop" player who's name is not Beckham?
We used to have one. Remember how much fun it was when Cleetus ruled the world? I'm telling you we need a super hero socialite. Help us Sacha Kljestan, you're our only hope.