10.25.2008

Mark My Words: Seattle Will Have Highest Percentage of Female Fans

Seattle

If --if-- Seattle are going to announce the signing of Freddie Ljungberg for 2009 next week, that would mean that MLS employs two part-time underwear models (Freddie for Calvin Klein, Becks for Armani). My prediction for a midfielder-model trifecta is as follows: Clint Mathis for Fruit of the Loom. You have no idea how funny/twisted the image I have in my mind of that ad campaign would be in your local Wal-Mart.

Image courtesy of Blogpig.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll never forget my first introduction to Ljungberg. It was a few years ago, I was not yet into soccer. I accompanied my girlfriend into a local Barnes & Noble where she was mesmerized by this shirtless sweaty adonis on the cover of a magazine. She said why couldn't I have a six pack like that and bought the magazine lol.
It is then that I discovered that the douche who just stole my girl without even meeting her was the one and only Freddie Ljungberg.

Anonymous said...

So now that Beckham has left MLS & the Beckham Experiment has made MLS Look like an EPIC FAILURE like the NASL, MLS decides to bring in mini Beckham. MLS = Minor League Suckage

Anonymous said...

What is ironic about Freddie being a sex symbol - he is actually gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but ask any well versed Arsenal fans, especially staff at the club. Lets just say that there was a little incident a few year back that was swept under the rug for fear of hazing. I know that this might annoy a few, but i just wanted to post the ironic truth.

jevanvoo said...

it's enough to make me want to move back to the Pacific Northwest :)

Anonymous said...

What is ironic about Freddie being a sex symbol - he is actually gay.

That's only ironic if you're name is Alanis. That's like saying "It's ironic that Beckham is a gay icon 'cos he's straight."

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