In-Home Pub: This Will Save Your Marriage
Attention drunks with money: if you have a propensity for consuming libations upon rustic furniture in Gaelic-themed establishments, I have found the best way ever for you to practice your love of alcoholic excess without leaving your home. That is if you have a quarter-million dollars to spare.
For a mere $250,000 Neiman Marcus and RiRa Pubs "will design a fully functional, traditional Irish pub and build it in your home." In addition to building you your own boozer complete with "historic Irish architectural elements and authentic Guinness artifacts", the cost includes a VIP trip for two to Dublin, Ireland with first class air, luxury hotel, and a tour of the St. James's Gate brewery. They'll also include a one-year supply of Guinness thrown in to get your bar started right. Natch.
Best. Christmas. Gift. Ever.