As TOR reader/informant FERENGi® pointed out to me via email this is straight out oxymoronic, communist-stuntin'. You see Eddie Johson does not care to limit his couture to Craven Cottage or any one place in particular. After all he is a grown-ass man and Cuba is not his momma.
On one hand I'm thinking perhaps US Soccer should have given the team one of those awkward cultural sensistivity classes like they did that one time on The Office and maybe mention something about how we're viewed as materialistic and "capitalist pigs". But on the other hand I'm all "Screw that red govenrment. If EJ can't exercise his right to ball outta control via the use garishly expensive luggage in a not-quite-third-world country, then the terrorist have won."
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"Screw that red govenrment. If EJ can't exercise his right to ball outta control via the use garishly expensive luggage in a not-quite-third-world country, then the terrorist have won."
probably top 5 funniest things i've ever heard. simply brilliant ha
...to say nothing of taste.
Grown Ass Man with the Ugly Ass Luggage. Guess he doesn't know what to do with his money.
When I saw this picture yesterday I knew you would not let it slide. Nice work SF. Crazy picture. Crazy EJ. Ballin'
Yet another reason to lament the fate of one Kenny "Franken" Cooper...
I'd like to see EJ ball without any oversight or regulation on the field please.
Kenny Cooper needs to start ballin off the field too, cuz that seems to be the key to Bob Bradley's heart and roster.
Hey SF, did you see Grant Wahl's very fine FanNation blog about the Cuba Cinco, five very brave Americans who are defying the embargo to cheer on the squad tomorrow? True. American. Heroes.
Looks like Canal Street Louis to me.
Lil' help, please!
Am apparently culturally illiterate. Need explanation of all relevant premises and context to gain even the slightest understanding of what this post is about.
Thank you in advance for any assistance.
grab a world history book.
Sorry.... I get the "Cuba is a communist country" part. It's the "Luis Vuitton" part, and any accompanying contextual baggage, as it were, that is not clear to me.
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