8.04.2008

Video: Benny Feilhaber Is Having Trouble Breathing



Courtesy of my dude Connor, it's the video you've all been waiting for; Benny Feilhaber sings the hits of Jordin Sparks. You sir are no American Idol, but hey maybe that's a good thing because those kids all have nose-divish career trajectories. Where are Big Ruben, Clay Aiken, and that one kid with the Sideshow Bob haircut now? Sh*t, even Kelly Clarkson's last album sold less than Crystal Pepsi.

On the other hand my man is coming off that hell-season at Derby County so there really is no danger of things getting even worse. Onward & upward kid.

38 comments:

Chris said...

Why does he sing without a shirt? Derby can't even afford to to buy him some Hanes?

SCNewJersey said...

and just think, a year ago, he was the savior for American soccer. I can still hear that muppet, Bretos, screaming "Benny and his Jets"...

*burys head in hands*

Faux Fur and Soccer Shirts said...

Suddenly those pics with him all hugged up with sugar-sweet Sacha Klejstan make a hell of alot more sense. Oh well . . .bring back a medal and no one will give a shit.

SF said...

^^^

Yeah right? As jacked as things have been for him, if he shows up like he did at the Gold Cup no one will remember the disasters at Derby.

Steve said...

If you think this is bad, you should've seen Dax McCarty singing Miley Cyrus....

betch said...

Why are you guys so negative? You didn't figure out already this guy is a total goofball from those US Soccer podcasts he used to do with Sacha?

Anonymous said...

Benny and Sacha sitting on a tree......

briguy said...

He's no Julia Allison.

michfan2123 said...

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!

The AMT said...

Isn't a similar thing what ruined D'Angelo? In fact, didn't SPIN just do a feature on this? Coincidence? I think not.

SF said...

Thank you AMT for bring up D. I just read that Spin piece and I'd been waiting on someone to get to the bottom of that story for years. Seriouly.

Soutronics forever!

Anonymous said...

Ridiculous.

What's the Dax McCarthy thing? Sounds hilarious. Do you have it in video?

Amy said...

what a goofball.

Brice said...

just a dude havin a good time with his off time. too funny in a scary way :)

Anonymous said...

let's be fair to D'Angelo, he couldn't deal with being famous for what he felt were the wrong reasons and drank himself to the brink. benny just let 1 good tournament go to his head. d'angelo is more quaranta then benny. benny is more like any number of bands that had a strong debut and hasn't lived up to it since.

Anonymous said...

ahahaha HILARIOUS mate... for such a great futobol player, you're a pretty funny guy too

Anonymous said...

"for such a great futobol player" have you seen him play? rubbish

Anonymous said...

im a derby fan and any one says he rubbish needs shootin, he looks good from wat i seen of him... only thing is he will get the shit ripped out of him when he gets back to derby bout this.......

Anonymous said...

He isnt wearing a Derby shirt because he's not fit to wear a Derby shirt.End of

Anonymous said...

At least its a better performance than Paul Jewells last video release!!

UP THE RAMS!!

Keith said...

And I thought I'd seen everything...

At least it's now clear how Benny orchestrates his midfield. As talented off the pitch as he is on it? Quality!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha nice Benny...


Hope you will sing that song in Aarhus if you arrive here soon ;)

Good Luck in the Olympics

carina said...

this is sooooo crazy!!!!!
but i really like it ;-)

benny, why you didn´t sing real?!

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That is hot and he is so sexy. I could dive into those blue eyes.

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