The Unsigned Hype That We've All Been Waiting For

I am not versed on the particulars of the MLS 'discovery' process but I would think that identifying talent as early as possible before another team does is pretty much the name of the game. So if I was Jeff Agoos, Monday morning would find me posted up out front of MLS HQ, smoking and drinking coffee waiting for them to open the doors, ready to file discovery papers on what is currently a fetus.

Why? Because Athletico Madrid's Sergio "Kun" Aguero has knocked up Diego Maradona's barely legal, nineteen year old daughter Giannina. Now being that the fetus may not have a name yet, there might be some challenges with filling out all of the fields on the required forms. But I'm pretty sure that if your father can bang it like this and your granddaddy is Maradona there is a good chance that "Goldenchild" will do nicely in the field for 'name'.

And if you think that this kid's too young take this into consideration: Ageuro was the youngest ever 1st team player in Argentine First Division history, a title that he took from Maradona. Both men turned out at age 15, so I doubt there will be much resistance to him taking the field prior to taking his driver's exam.

Thanks to Amy F. for the link.