Who the hell does Stuart Holden think he is? Dudes got his abs out like he's the D'Angelo of the Dynamo or something. Now if they're pawing at our kid like that prior to Olympic glory, imagine the kind of play he's gonna get if he comes home with the gold? He'll see more ass than an airport toilet.
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For those who compared him to a mini-taylor twellman I present to you evidence A. The "lone striker" he is not.
Thickie, thickie, niiiiiiice, the curvy ladies always go that extra mile ;)
Chubby chaser
Yea honestly Stuart, i know you can do better than that.
Those 2 are down for whatever. You have to let some shit slide sometimes.
Amen, Mr. Francis
EXACTLY!
Don't hate on the young fella, I'm sure a grizzled veteran like the one on the left has some skillz to teach the kid that he's never seen before, and the cutie in blue is looking like she's gonna test his 90mn endurance plus injury time.
I salute you young fella
fat chicks need loving too...they just gotta pay.
Houston loves STU!!! haaahaaa! AWWW YEAAA!
Right, because all of you posting comments on a soccer blog on a Friday night are Greek gods. Seriously, those women didn't ask to have their bodies evaluated, and certainly not by y'all.
is that a Christiano Ronaldo armband? Some other "sexy soccer player" wearing a red jersey and an armband then...? Uh-huh... Shit goes both ways, Amanda...
Hey, good for Stu-Stu if he's getting groped, period. Personally, I dig the lady in the blue dress.
All that really matters is that Team USA win or draw with the Netherlands.
where are these bars where attractive MLS players just hang out and show the fans some "love"?
btw, halftime of USA women v. Japan and the stadium music has included Mariah Carey and Jewel.
@mr. held over: In case you actually wanted to know who Amanda's picture is of -- it's Steven Gerrard. Neither a Manchester United player nor a very sexy one.
The best part? Stewie's rocking a Texian Army scarf in that shot.
I agree, you guys are a bit harsh on those girls, but I'm curious what line the girl on the left used to cop a feel on those abs. I would like to use it on a couple of guys on the senior team's back line. Just sayin'.
Wow I didn't realize how many female readers you had over here. Huge goal for Stuart against Japan. Go USA, Beat the Netherlands!
@Amy: I'm willing to bet no line was used at all. Just reach out and touch. He's an American soccer player, Stewie is THRILLED (repeat, THRILLED) to have someone grabbing his abs.
And I still think the girl on the right looks good, whether she be a few pounds overweight or not.
@Sarah: Wait, I thought gals liked Steven Gerrard?
steven gerrard has an awkwardly smushed face. i guess he doesn't have to worry about a receding hair line - it will make him look more normal.
girls just like his big scottish claymore!
Alex, Edinburgh
ps come on stu at the world cup, all of scotland will be cheering you on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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