"So I grabbed him by both shoulders and shook him real hard ya know, like a you were mixing drinks for the hot tub. Then I told him "Don't struggle, I need this. Ever since I got traded from Beckham's team it hasn't been the same. I just want to feel like I am somebody again, dammit...I want to be a hero to somebody again!" "
--Revolution (and former LA Galaxy) defender Chris Albright
"Then I got his feet and tried to drag him back down the isle. Not because I thought we were in any danger or anything, but he was blocking my view of "Norbit" on the in-flight movie. I always wanted to see it because I thought it would be like "The Klumps" but I wouldn't spend money on a film like that. So needless to say I wasn't about to let some whack job ruin my one last chance to see Eddie Murphy in drag and in a fat suit."
-- Michael Burns, vice president for player personnel for the New England Revolution
"That's not true. What really happened was that I brained him upside the head with this champagne bottle, which all team personel are issued upon departure for every road game. We bought 36 cases of the stuff just before the last 2 MLS Cups but didn't get to use them. So we just drink them in place of Sierra Mist. Some might say it's excessive but since we're never going to get around to building our own stadium or signing a DP we've got more cash than we know what to do with."
--Craig Tornberg, general manager of the New England Revolution
3 comments:
Classic!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
poor albright
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