7.18.2008

This Just In: Revs Players Subdue Naked Lunatic Aboard Plane

Revs

Bruce Willis, Wesley Snipes and Samuel L. Jackson have nothing on the New England Revolution. Anyone can take down terrorists and snakes at 33,000 feet...but a naked lunatic trying to open the emergency door is 10x scarier because he's obvioulsy just plain ass crazy.

They haven't said which players it was yet but my money is on Reis being involved in the takedown. He always has that "I wish a motherf*cker would try something" look on his face.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hilarious

andy said...

omg that is nuttttsss

SF said...

They'll be heros...until it is revealed that the naked guy was scotch-soaked Gary Flood.

Dutka said...

None of the players...

But Stacey James, a spokesman for the New England Patriots, which shares a common owner with the Revolution, said three Revolution staff members helped restrain the unruly passenger: Michael Burns, vice president of player personnel; assistant coach Gwynne Williams; and general manager Craig Tornberg.

Binks said...

My money's on Twelman biting this guy in the ball bag to subdue him.

tfina said...

I can't believe that Mike Burns was actually capable of stopping anyone.

Although I'm guessing that guy originally slipped past Burns at the near seat

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can hire the Revolution to be security at Crew Stadium since our current contractors did nothing to ensure Crew fan safety during the West Ham friendly. On the plus side, they did successfully prevent any streamers from being thrown.

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