Photo of the (Slow News) Day
What if I told you I had a photo obtained courtesy of the fine ladies at Kickette of what appeared to be Atletico Madrid’s Tomás Ujfalusi being caught in the midst of a good tit-wanking by his trashy-hot ex-wife in the stockroom of a late-1970's Ikea store? Would you believe me? And would you be offended if I showed it to you? Yes? Sorry too late.