7.25.2008

Freddy Adu Gets His Swagger On

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A tinted-out late model Mercedes. An exotic European capital. D&G shades as black as coal at midnight. And Weezy on blast the whole damn time. Even though he spent most of his 07/08 Benfica campaign on the bench, don't feel sorry for The Biggest Midget in the Game™. ESPN The Magazine caught up with our kid and found that 1) he's out to win some Mr. T at the Olympics and 2) he's definitely getting his swagger on.

And bear in mind that this piece was done before his recent signing with AS Monaco. You think he's doing big in Lisbon...shiiiiiiiiiit. Wait until dude is ballin' outta control on some yacht in the Mediterranean and running around Casino Royale like his name was James Bond. I dunno about you but I'm putting it all on black.

4 comments:

charlton heston said...

He's turning into the Anna Kournikova of football.

Anonymous said...

Big-midget looks diesel in this photo, mean-muggin and all, but he needs to upgrade that chain.

I bump into his bro Fro around campus at George Mason sometimes, cool kid and down to earth as hell. Mom dukes did a good job with her boys, she must be proud of both of them.

Anonymous said...

Rachael McAdams. ftw.

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/RachelMcAdams/html/Rachel-McAdams-01.htm

Anonymous said...

9 1/2 INCHES high.