Everybody Wants Some of That FrankenCooper (Except Bob Bradley)
So y'all know that Big Kenny Cooper is being courted by Norway's Rosenborg right? But did you know that they've upped it from chocolates and flowers to diamonds and pearls? Or did you hear that in the face of losing one of it's best girls to some foreign dude, MLS has offered FrankenCooper a new & improved contract? Even if you heard that you probably hadn't heard that last year's FA Cup finalist Cardiff City want a piece of that ass too and is working on the transcontinental cock-block.
Where did I hear this? Your mom. Just kidding. Or am I? I'm not...if your mom is Steve "Skyline High" Davis; he's not the most high profile soccer writer out there but he is one of the best and most consistent. He's got the word on Cooper, Toja and the McBride deal/epic sqaubble in this week's "Five-A-Side". Get stuck in.