Eto'o Flirting With Career in Soccer's Nether-Regions
I read something the other day about some club in Uzbekistan claiming that they were on the verge of signing Samuel Eto'o and just dismissed it as the usual, desperate silly-season attempt to grab headlines by a club the size of Vern Troyer's nuts.
But something happened on the way the fantasyland. Eto'o got on a plane to Tashkent.
This would have to be one of the most random and unexpected signings I've ever seen. I didn't even know Uzbekistan had a league. Borat's gonna be pissed.