ESPY Do's & Dont's With Becks & CR7
This is how you do the ESPY's. You get your grown man on and show up looking fresh to death in a classy suit. You show up with your lady looking even classier. You win what you are nominated for.
This is how you don't do the ESPY's (or any other award show for that matter). You don't wear sunglasses on the red carpet. You don't rebuff known celebrity hussies, even those as irritating as Paris Hilton. You try not to show up gimping around like a greasier version Tucker from There's Something About Mary if at all possible. You don't lose your award to a damn tennis player. And for the love of God and all that is holy you don't roll up with Vinnie and Goomba Johnny looking like they just flew in from the Shore.