This is how you do the ESPY's. You get your grown man on and show up looking fresh to death in a classy suit. You show up with your lady looking even classier. You win what you are nominated for.
This is how you don't do the ESPY's (or any other award show for that matter). You don't wear sunglasses on the red carpet. You don't rebuff known celebrity hussies, even those as irritating as Paris Hilton. You try not to show up gimping around like a greasier version Tucker from There's Something About Mary if at all possible. You don't lose your award to a damn tennis player. And for the love of God and all that is holy you don't roll up with Vinnie and Goomba Johnny looking like they just flew in from the Shore.
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Regardless he is still pulling a lot of female tail...
Don't know what you're smoking. His stock rose astronomically with me and probably everyone else in the country for blowing off that alien looking waif prostitute.
Dude looks like Jimmy from South Park and he's still got girls hanging all over him. That suits gotta go though, along with Fat Tony and Vinny Boombatz
Buaaahahahhhaaa
Damn dog u played yourself with the suit, uber greasiness and those two mafia rejects. CR's got Douche bag written all over him.
Eff it who cares, still the best player and I agree with above comment, props for blowing off Paris. There's way hotter chiks working at the mall for god sakes, and her "home movie"......not impressed
"her "home movie"......not impressed"
See I think she's a horrible person and not really hot but she out in a really good oral performance at the end that I will give her credit for.
TIMMAAYYYYHH!!!!! (not Jimmy)
Jesus, Charlie Stillitano was in his entourage?
Hell hath truly frozen ovah.
Frickin' hilarious.
Yeah, Ronaldo Wins the Champions League, Cuts up people in Euro 2008 & is set for Real Madrid to offer him the largest transfer fee in history.
Mean while Damaged goods Becks didnt even make the MLS playoffs, couldnt lead England to even QUALIFY for Euro 2008 & couldnt even get a transfer offer from Real SALT LAKE.
Shawn Francis- REALITY just teabagged you with nuts of TRUTH.
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How's that? You do realize that we're talking about the photos above and not stats, accomplishments, and career highlights right?
Just checking since I know that reading comprehension skills at our nations public schools are at an all-time low.
Frannie - Why talk about the truth & accomplishments on the field when you can talk about important things like how a player looks at the ESPYs? Youre the reason Blogs are the worst thing to ever happen to the media.
PS: Ronaldo gets 100X the pu$$y Becks does since he was smart enough not to marry some Anorexic Concentration Camp Victim like Posh "Whore" Spice like Becks did
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Blogs aren't hte problem. It's when people eqaute a blog --a personal blogspot account for God's sake that is the eqauvalent of a Myspace page-- with being part of the "media".
And surely you know that TOR is not a legit news outlet or piece of the media by now. Why would you come to some random guys blog for serious analysis etc.
Not to be a jerk, but I don;t understand why you read this if you don't enjoy it or aren't a friend of mine. Do you really have nothing else to do?
SF said "Just checking since I know that reading comprehension skills at our nations public schools are at an all-time low."
And we all can thank a certain Democrat who wrote the education plan. Unfortunately, Mary Jo Kopechne is unavailable for comment.
what's with all the portuguese and CR fan boys getting their panties in a bunch, god forbid anyone take a humorous jab at CR, what is he Obama all of the sudden
He's my favorite player and 10x the better player that becks is but if you can't see that he comes off as a deuche bag in the pic than you have no sense of humor.
PS - TOR /= the "media", so piss off or he'll send the RZA, GZA, Inspecta Deck and the Chef after you. TOR is for the chilren, TOR teaches the chilren
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