7.02.2008

Double Down: Rooney & LeBron Tie One On in Vegas

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Chav-King Wanye Rooney is on his honeymoon in Las Vegas, a place wear the word "romance" means jello-shots, evening meals at Wendy's and a going-out shirt. It also means ballin' out of control at the Wynn hotel's Blush bar --a place wear I once had Pamela Anderson nearly spill champagne on me and was literally shoved aside by Paris Hilton's people all in the same night-- with Cleveland Cavalier LeBron James. Between the 2 of them there is more youth and money than a pre-school full of Saudi prince's.

What do you think they talk about? The fact that both of their national sides couldn't get it done in Japan (England in the 2002 FIFA World Cup and the US basketball team in the 2006 FIBA World Championships)? It's either that or that Rehab at The Mirage is the most scandalous party in town.

[Spotted on The Spoiler]

5 comments:

Mingo said...

Hah, they went to the Wendy's at the Fashion Show Mall foodcourt across the street from the Wynn.

Must be nice to vacation in the US where practically no one knows who you are.

Anonymous said...

wow rooney is an ugly mut and Lebron looks like a poor mans Hancock with a few indecent exposure charges to his name

-H8r o da yr

Ed said...

LeBron James is the shit.

Keep reppin' Cleveland, baby!

Randal said...

Wendy's is mighty tasty, but in Vegas it's In-And-Out Burger or nothing!

Randal

Mingo said...

And he was only about 3 miles away from one too! His loss.