7.03.2008
Becks Breath Said to be Funkier Than the Last Jamiroquai Tour
Our David is finally paying the price for his "I'll endorse anything" brand of self-promotion. Accoring to the Star --one of the nation's deepest reads-- his fish oil gig has had some less than awesome side effects. All that catfish grease or whatever else is in these pills has given him a mouth like a chum-bucket. And no amount of plum-smuggling underwear shoots can make that sexy.
And FYI I'm going to be on holiday for the next 10 days or so which means things are going to be sparse around here. So sparse that celebrity halitosis is what will pass as news.
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Sucks to hear you'll be on holiday for the next week or so. You'll be missed. MLS Rumors would never go on vacation! Just messing, of course.
My brother takes these fish oil pill things and they are absolutely disgusting. Luckily for everyone around him, he discovered that if you keep the pills in the freezer they dont make your breath stink like a marlin's ass.
vacation? WTF, where's your dedication to all the info starved masses yearning for enlightenment and entertainment
Guess I'm off to MLSR to comment on the RZA or Scott Baio being "celebrity MLS fans" cause they were photographed next to a guy wearing an MLS jersey
Enjoy your vacation. In 5 days I will be itching like a crack head for more posts.
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