6.05.2008

CNN Thinks That Jozy is Only Worth 3 Gallons of Gas



Please ignore Lou Dobbs and the political blah blah blah coming out of his mouth and keep your eyes on the ticker at the bottom of the clip. My eyes bugged out when I saw that Jozy's move was deemed CNN-worthy. But then I was brought back down to MLS-ignorant earth when I noticed that the league "had agreed to a record $10 transfer fee".

Sure, Yanks haven't ever been the most prized catch on the international transfer market but damn, $10?! I guess Metro/Red Bull didn't pull of the steal of the century by getting him in the second round of the draft after all.

8 comments:

Doug said...

haha, brilliant!

Dave said...

Where can you find gas for $3.33? - that's a bargain!

Anonymous said...

seriously

Try 2 gallons!

:D

SF said...

Apparently Wichita, Kansas has the lowest in the nation at around $3.60 a gallon...you nitpicky S.O.B's!

:)

RHYbread said...

Rockin $4.20+ here in La Jolla. What a charmed life you lead.

michfan2123 said...

LMAO!!! Great catch.

Teddie Boy Eddie said...

$10?

Isn't that how much Lou Dobbs pays illegal immigrants to cut his lawn?

Xanthippas said...

Hilarious...I'm sure there are a few soccer haters who read that and only had it confirmed for them that their hatred and misunderstanding of soccer is appropriate.