Last week ex-Libertine, current Babyshamble and perpetual drugs vacuum Pete Doherty took part in a celebrity soccer match at The Den, home of Millwall FC. Now being both a) a suicidal idiot and b) a die-hard QPR fan he decided to make his way into the club chairman's office and relive himself into one of the club's cups from the trophy case (he was caught be security). According to The Sun "he is a huge QPR fan and thought it would be a laugh to leave a little surprise" for his cross town rivals.
Not to hold grudges, Millwall have said that Pete would be welcome back if he ever wanted to return to the club. Pete I beg of you...don't fall for it, it's a trick! You are probably just being set up to get jumped by some Millwall supporter (and unfortunately it won't be this one). The second you walk back in to that place you stand a good chance of getting glassed, stabbed and beaten to the point of sobriety (which might not be the worse thing for you matey).
Knowing the reputation that Millwall's support has you would be well served to not only never return to The Den again, but to also start touring with your own chicken wire to hang in front of the stage.
6 comments:
God Damn, why the hell haven't I thought of that yet?!
Thank you Pete. It's on the list now.
Come on you Rs!
Remind me why is this guy famous again? Is it just because he's fucking Amy Winehouse? Remind me again why is she famous?
Singer, junkie and somehow got inside Kate Moss
im surprised the exercise didn't kill him to be honest
The Libertines, one of the best bands of the last 10 years. He's an amazingly talented songwriter actually, as much as I hate the schmuck...I'll give him that.
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