4.14.2008

Former Red Bull On Trial At DC United

Doe

Liberians rejoice. Former Red Bulls striker Francis Doe has resurfaced in MLS; he's now on trial with DC United. The Forward Formerly Known As Grandpa (TFFKAG) made only 8 appearances in 2008 but did manage to score twice. If this ratio was in relation to his appearances at the bar over number of times he pulled, he'd be doing OK. As a striker though it's only so-so.

Should he make the cut, Doe will join a list of players who have run the gauntlet between The Meadowlands and RFK which includes such greats as Eddie Pope and Jaime Moreno.

In other DC United news, it seems they may have found a shirt sponsor and if you'd like to ask Brian Namoff a question like "What's worse: getting benched by Ray Hudson or losing 4-0 to RSL?" you can do that tomorrow with the help of ESPN.

2 comments:

Brian said...

Oh, you didn't. That shirt link HURTS! Ouch.

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious!!