The Fantastic Fashion Faux Pas' of Xavier & Cisse
C'mon now, admit it. You know you've imagined Abel Xavier in the salon a million times before. Studies have shown that between the LA Galaxy defender, Djibril Cisse and Christina Aguilera there will be no hair bleach left in the world by the year 2012. Fact.
You want another fact? Apparently the employees down at the sweatshop that makes Cisse's new clothing line can't tell their sunny-haired, black soccer dudes apart: the blind bastards didn't bother Googling their benefactor before stamping his image onto the spring line and ended up with some decidedly Abel-looking results...
What's Dennis Rodman doing these days? I'm sure he'd appreciate some misprints/publicity.