4.18.2008

The Fantastic Fashion Faux Pas' of Xavier & Cisse

Abel Xavier

C'mon now, admit it. You know you've imagined Abel Xavier in the salon a million times before. Studies have shown that between the LA Galaxy defender, Djibril Cisse and Christina Aguilera there will be no hair bleach left in the world by the year 2012. Fact.

You want another fact? Apparently the employees down at the sweatshop that makes Cisse's new clothing line can't tell their sunny-haired, black soccer dudes apart: the blind bastards didn't bother Googling their benefactor before stamping his image onto the spring line and ended up with some decidedly Abel-looking results...

Cisse

What's Dennis Rodman doing these days? I'm sure he'd appreciate some misprints/publicity.

4 comments:

briguy said...

One huge difference here: Cisse can actually ball.

Binks said...

Can ball what?

His eyes out when he breaks legs? Which one is up for the next break again? I keep losing track. Is it the left this year or the right?

Anonymous said...

ya lets make fun of someone for having their legs broken...

youre a wanker

generic viagra said...

I really like the crazy hairs of Cisse, some of the best hair styles in the soccer world.