This is the trouble with being rich, famous, & attractive. Women that you don't even know try to press up on you all panini press-style everywhere you go, like the Seoul hot-spot The Circle Club for instance.
Why would any married man subject himself to a lifetime of having to run the "trim gauntlet" on a daily basis? It's hard enough not to ogle the staff in Victoria Secret, let alone keep secrets from Victoria when there are cameras everywhere?
Oh well, if you can't protect yourself from prying eyes you can at least protect yourself from the Clap by always carrying around a supply of your own Chinese-made condoms. Because nothing says safe, responsible sex like sweatshop prophylactics.
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i dont know what's funnier, the small print on the box of condoms declaring "Now with less lead & toxins," or the fact that becks is wearing a freakin tiger.
the victoria secrets/secrets from victoria line... you are a true poet.
One of the best lines I've read in awhile anywhere.
now with less lead and toxins? I guess you can't get them at the dollar store anymore : D
props for the Ghetto Clay ref in the headline. makes me want to "roll T-Wu" one time just for nostalgia's sake.
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