You Too Can Belong To Jesus
Did you spend your Sunday morning on your knees praying for salvation and an away win? Do you follow AC Milan with an almost religious fervor? Have you ever crossed yourself before a penalty that you weren't taking?
If you answered "yes" to any of the above I have the shirt for you. Just like Brazilian bad-ass Kaka, you too may in fact belong to Jesus. Should you feel the need to share that love while giving a sly wink to your slavish devotion of inside futbol pop-culture, the best course of action may be to adorn yourself with this replica from Objectivo, makers of quite nice soccer apparel.
Even if you belong to a different spiritual entitiy, I recommend you get this tee; if nothing else it might help you fit in on your next trip to Mike Huckabee campaign headquarters.