A couple of days ago SBI wondered aloud about what our Waldo will do with his time now that he has parted ways with the announcers desk over at ESPN. While we may very well be counting his contract buyout dollars, he's still got a beverage empire to build. What am I talking about? Wynalda is an independent distributor for Mona Vie, an Amway-esque fruit drink that actually tastes pretty good and is purported to have a slew of rejuvenating effects.
But don't just take my word for it, let former US national team, MLS & Everton star Joe-Max Moore.
"Slow down SF. What's JJM got to do with this?"
Well since you ask he's like the O.G. sales guy for this stuff. He sits on top of a pyramid with Waldo, Clint Mathis and a slew of MLS players beneath him. I actually wandered into an event that the three of them had in NYC last year where they were testifying about their product to a room full of new disciples. All three were beyond cool (JMM and Clint bought us a few pints, natch) and alarmingly passionate about the drink. Wynalda was even toned down and gave me a shot of Mona Vie that was actually pretty damned refreshing, and had me hopped up for a few hours.
So if you wanna help the dude pay for his kids private school please start buying from his stash. Who the hell knows, maybe it'll make you look as young as he does in the photo above.
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if wynnie was all brokeback with yanoush mihalik, how come he couldnt have teamed up with him on ESPN soccernet presspass, or whatever it's called. Shaka Hislop's on there now and hes got nothing on wynalda.
your crazy rejuvinating fruit drink story is...crazy, SF. I don't believe a word of it.
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I was wondering when you were gonna bust this lil' ditty out.
I seriously think that Wynaldo will be the big announcement in Colorado this next week.
If he can come on strong for Bakersfield you best represent for the Colorapids.
Dude my roomate's dad is the #1 seller of that drink and he is good friends with Joe and its a legit drink... my roomate makes a couple grand a week selling it!
No one said it wasn't legit or that it wasn't 45 bucks a bottle.
if your roomate makes a couple grand a week what is he doing living with a roomate?
I'll buy it from Cynthia Rothrock long before Waldo.
If you buy anything from Waldo, you're supporting the terrorist fire starters in Southern California.
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