I just had a conversation in the fabled MTV commissary about tonight's match, and it ended with a question of "how much are the teams going to make from this?" The answer is quite simply "shitloads." But they don't do this for the money.
It's not been discussed much but the winner of tonight's match will receive a week at Sandals with an assortment of disgraced sorority sisters from Houston's San Jacinto College. Pictured above is Tanya Brookings, of Phi Beta Theta; with a big mouth, bad hair and an obvious eating disorder she is a Texas lady to the T (Lord knows I have intimate knowledge of the type). But she does appear to have long arms which -for reasons I will not go into in a public forum such as this- is always a positive.
Who wants it most!?
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Who knew Hannah Montana's big sister was a soccer fan? :)
SF, where the fck do you find this stuff. Considering my own history with sorority chicks, (waking up in a sorority lying next to a girl named Regis) I'd throw the game if i was playing....
well not really but only because it's mayheeeko
I think the U.S. is going down tonight, although I hope I'm wrong. I think we (USA) have slightly overachieved against a competent Mexico side during this amazing nine year unbeaten stretch of games played in America. Looking at the starting elevens tonight, and knowing the crowd will (once again) be pro Mexico at an American arena, and factoring in what must by now be an obsessive drive for the Mexicans to topple the US on US soil, I have to believe Mexico gets the result tonight. But as I said, I hope I'm wrong and Dempsey and Donovan score early, and Altidore scores late to give us another dramatic win (3-2), and they another heartbreaking and frustrating loss.
Holy, Miley Cyrus.
Oompa Loompa.
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