RSL's Name Actually Isn't All That Bad.
People still hate on Real Salt Lake for their name. Sure there's nothing royal or even marginally Spanish about SLC but it's been 3+ years so we should move on. At least until they get re-branded.
But even if RSL is a marginally absurd moniker for the team, looking at the photo above you have to admit that it could be worse. There's a reason you never hear about the failed NASL expansion bid from 1979.