Leave it to EJ to make an entrance in his first appearance at Craven Cottage -a match against Aston Villa that he didn't even dress for. In a show of young, moneyed swagger the Grown Ass Man strutted in rocking head-to-toe Gucci on the "green carpet" that leads the way to the pitch. Now I'm not going to say that money has changed him or anything, but I doubt that he ever paraded around Arrowhead Stadium looking runway-ready. Suddenly Clint Dempsey's Nike sponsorship looks positively juvenile.
I love it. If he can find it in him to look that crisp on the field I'll love it even more.
Shouts to FERENGi for the photo.
4 comments:
the illest, the only one on the USMNT with any SWAG
I heard Cletus walked onto the field in Greece with some dip in his bottom lip and a banjo under his arm. It's kind of the same as EJ, no?
(Just kidding about Mathis, but can't you just picture that? We need an equal number of Project Runway wannabes and hicks on the USMNT - for balance.)
where did EJs ballin' chains and XXL shirts go?
Brilliant! You guys kill me with the witty humor. You need to put together a EJ moves to London photo story similar to the Twellman post MLS cup story.
That would be hilarious. Keep up the good work, The Offside Rules… the best kept secret since Diamond D!
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