Yank Rescued from South American Futboling Obscurity

Ring the church bells y'all, Chase Hilgenbrinck is coming home!

Who the hell is Chase Hilgenbrinck? Some kid from Illinois who's been playing in the 1st Division of the Chilean Witness Protection League. Undrafted by MLS, he's sort of like the Jay DeMerit of South America. Dare I say it but this guy maybe the most obscure current Yank abroad. Or former Yank abroad since he's just signed with Colorado.

If you want to get a flavor for the guy check out the piece that GolTV did on him a while back. I'll bet he's glad to get the hell out of Chile since he's got an aversion to their cuisine. He won't have to eat any odd cattle parts like stomach, utters, or kidneys. Just rocky mountain oysters aka bull balls. Say "aaaaahhhhh".