Dear sweet creeping Jesus, this poor guy is such an embarrassment to Liverpool fans worldwide. You may need to watch it 2 or 3 times to fully grasp some of this and how bad it is. I'm not sure if it's medication he's taking or medication he needs to be taking but something is just not right with this guy. He looks about 38 but acts like he's about 14 and I would be shocked beyond belief to hear that he's actually slept with a woman and does not live with his Nan.
For reals y'all, I think I'll call him "Norman No-Mates". Although he does have someone following him with a camera so maybe he's got one friend. But most likely it's some grad student doing research for his thesis on spastics and man-children.
And seriously, what grown man wears a team top and shorts at the same time? Players that's who. Anyone else just looks sad.