And Speaking of Soccer Sex Tapes....
Aston Villa and England youngster Ashley Young decided it was a good idea to beat off on camera for some slapper he met on the internet. No wonder they lost to Russia if fuckers are spending the wee hours before crucial ties experimenting with their bodies (and a high-speed webcam) until all hours.
I'm not trying to judge him or anything, but this was a bad move. I mean seriously son you've got the money for phone sex; It's just as good and there are no cameras to prove you were there (or small).