The Afterparty and the Naked Woman: LA in NZ

I thought yesterday's post would be the last thing running about the GalaxyQuest down under, but the hits keep on coming. Good thing too since it is the off season and I could use the content.

The photo above with Becks and those two unfortunate heiresses is from the red carpet leading into the VIP post-game after party in Wellington. The one on the right looks like she's already smashed judging by the fact that she already has a half-empty champagne glass in her hand AND HASN'T EVEN ENTERED THE DAMN PARTY YET! The look on Becks mug says it all...but all I can say is that I hope the one on the left with the crazy makeup (take a closer look here) is not too busy gold-digging later to hold her hair back when she vomits into an ice bucket.

There where some younger and less tragic women about though.



Although it looks like the one on the far left might have the words "gin-soaked old bat" used to describe her in the future. And what of Little Miss Circus Boobs on the far right? Was there a Baby Spice look-alike contest that night? I wonder if Chris Albright tried to chat her up...he seems like a motor boating son of a bitch to me.

Then we get to the shot of the night. O.M. to the Geezy. Quavas and Edson Buddle on the pull; let's just say these guys don't make Beckham, Donovan or even Mathis money...like they say you get what you pay for.



And lastly, if you were one of the lucky few who managed to see the Gals-Phoenix match what you didn't see (because TV cameras cut away) was the streaker . A rare female streaker. If anyone has a link to a better quality video hit me up. But if you look really closely you can see some bits flopping around with abandon before she gets steer-wrestled down by security.



I think that will finally wrap this whole crazy Oceania expedition up. Can't wait until they go to Hawaii....they've got hot women, but the chances for someone getting mixed up in some trannie shenanigans go through the roof.