I'll Give It To Ya Straight: Landon is on a Foot Fetish Site
So you're getting a Landon Donovan 'twofer' today and this second part will definitely be memorable. Whether that is a good thing or not is highly dependent on whether or not you are into feet. I mean really into feet.
Me, I HATE feet. Yuck. Worse than anchovies. So please don't ask me how a Google image search landed me in a website dedicated to celebrity foot fetishism but holy toe jam, what a weird find. Anyway, this site called Barefoot Male Celebs has a page dedicated to the (to quote someone from the page's comments) "nice, hard-working professional athletic feet" of Landycakes.
I don't know why but I find the whole foot thing a little weird. Even weirder is the fact that an MLS player has fucking foot fetish fans. It's oh so gracious that the 'shrimpers' (that means toe suckers) are all offering to give him a pedicure and shit in the comments, it really is. But something about it is also just slightly pervy don't ya think?
Whatevs though, I'm not here to judge -every body's got their something right? Now if you'll excuse me, I have sexy clowns website to get acquainted with.