"He's Not Gay, He's Just English"

For the ladies and homosexualists out there, I've got something really special for you; the most homoerotic moments in footballing history. This shit is crazy…Roberto Carlos rubbing his hands up Becks inner thighs, some dude BITING another dude's wedding tackle, and all manner of man-on-man kissing & ass play. On the reals y'alls, we haven't seen so much repressed sexuality since that one 30 Seconds to Mars video.