Video of the Worst Defending Since Pearl Harbor

Dear sweet creeping Jesus. This is the most shocking display of defending I've ever seen. Taylor Graham, Facundo Erpen & rookie season Brad Guzan couldn't even combine to such pathetic effect. And the kid dancing after the goal? Pffft, he'd not seen anything that funny since they took The State off the air.


Anonymous said...

Thank you from the bottom of my heart... I have had the sh!tt!est morning. Test in Kinematics then one in Aerospace Controls follwed up by finding out my daughter has asthma. That video made me laugh when nothing else could.

J-Five in Colorado

SF said...


If you are in fact Johnny 5 from the often misunderstood Steve Guttenberg vehicle 'Short Circuit' let state that I am a huge fan of your work.

I have no clue what Kinematics is and Aerospace Controls sounds really, really hard. And asthsma is no fun. But I'm glad you had fun here...y'all come back now, y'hear?

Samantha said...

Way to bring Erpen back into conversation. I feel like his existence was so long ago.

Anonymous said...

Sadly I am not Johnny 5, just the fifth guy where I work with a name starting with J. The nickname stuck plus it has cool ties to robots and really good hip-hop acts with six members.

J-Five out!

Anonymous said...

Personally, I don't appreciate the headline. I know you may think it's all in good fun, but to me it's not. No Class.