10.23.2007

San Jose Earthquakes Look to Cure Fútbolitis


Fútbolitis: WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?

Persons afflicted with Fútbolitis may display one or more of the following symptoms:
  • Chanting
  • Compulsive juggling (with feet)
  • Impromptu re-enactments of championship matches
  • Fanatic cheering at pee-wee games
  • Subscriptions to soccer magazines in languages you don’t speak
  • Lapsing into a British accent
  • “Soccer ball” shaped rashes or bruising
  • Feelings of hope whenever there are reports of an earthquake

3 comments:

blahblah said...

This website is really well done and entertaining. Good job Quakes FO (and the firm hired to make it so). I hope they update it with new stuff as they gear up for 2008.

SF said...

I know, it's great right? I wish there was more original thinking like this in regard to soccer marketing.

CousinBinksta said...

It's catchy. How about they put a management structure together and get the fucking ball rolling.