We hate to be the bearer of bad news but you might have to tell the kids that Christmas is canceled. Tell them that Daddy has to go all the way to Houston, which is far away in a magical place called Texas, on December 22nd and is likely to have a heart attack from all of the excitement while he's there. After which Daddy will be hospitalized, ok?
Why is Daddy going to have a heart attack? Well Daddy wants to go see something called the Free Kick Masters, which is going to be like the seeing the Superfriends of soccer. Except instead fighting crime yadda yadda yadda they are going to be putting bulges in the back of the net.
Who's going to be there? Well for starters:
FREE KICKERS
Ronaldinho Gaucho
Rafael Márquez
Lionel Messi
Alessandro Del Piero
Deco
Luis Figo
Alvaro Recoba
Bernd Schneider
David Villa
Jay Jay Okocha
Franklin Salas
Subait Khater Fayel
Sun Xiang Sun Ji
GOALKEEPERS
Kasey Keller
Vojislav Dragovic
Oliver Kahn
Francesco Toldo
Santiago Canizares
And a man named Zidane is going to be there as well. So Daddy may be in the hospital on Christmas, but don't worry we can do presents next year.
5 comments:
So to continue your Superfriends analogy, Goldenballs must be the rogue superhero with impressive powers who prefers to operate on his own? How do you put together a group called Free Kick Masters and leave out Beckham?
VERY good point. Surely he will be in working order by December 22nd. I'm sure he's probably got an extortionate appearance fee, but then again Ronnie and Zidane probably do as well.
Who knows, maybe they will pony up for him.
what's with that keeper selection??
i mean, you bring together some of the best players in the world..and include kasey keller?
Who cares about the keeper selection. This is straight up the dumbest thing I've ever heard of next to Britney being sober enough to do her own hair. People are going to pay money to see them practice with different uniforms on?
Dumb.
What is this thing? Is there any reason I would want to go to it since it is just down the street from me?
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