Journalist's Still Jones for Jozy

Like dudes that still insist on wearing trucker hats, Soccernet's Doug McIntyre is late to the party. By now we all know that Jozy "The Black Beckham" Altidore is shining and is the best young American prospect since Hayden Panettiere. But for those off us who are A) Jozy's grandma, B) Jozy's stalker, or C) have been living in the International Space Station you can read it all again here.