FC Dallas: Shaka's Out but is Denilson In?

In an announcement that sounds like it came down from the Vatican or La Costa Nostra, FC Dallas are 'allowing' Shaka Hislop to retire. What a bust that signing was, right? It's the goalkeeping equivalent of the Sergio Galvan Rey debacle.

The article also states that reports out of France are that Denilson has agreed to sign with the team. If this comes to pass every other club in the league should start outfitting their backline with Depends as the thought of him and Toja in the midfield feeding balls to El Pescadito and FrankenCooper will surely leave a few defenders with soiled shorts.