Talk about quick return. Someone over at Nike read my semi-coherent marketing rant this morning, made a bunch of calls, and spit out a new campaign in less than 3 hours. That is American ingenuity and determination at it's best...it's what they hate us for, along with our freedom.
The swooshers out in Oregon have done a bit of coffee drinking and chain-smoking trying to figure out a way to get me to pay more attention to the ladies team. Someone came up with the idea of getting Rainn Wilson who plays Dwight Schrute on The Office to apply for the job of PR manager for the team. That person should get a raise, an extra 2 weeks vacation and a really attractive, hard-working assistant.
I (along with 5 million or so other people that watch this show) love awkward funny and anyone who has been on The Office holds a PHD in that shit. Hopefully he is a better PR guy than he is a CIA agent.