In Search of the "Soccer Rocker"

A reader stumbled across this bit of investigative reporting on the breed of mullet known as the "Soccer Rocker" whilst searching for fish recipes (don't ask, I didn't). This excerpt from the highly entertaining and disturbing series "The Mullet Chronicles" focuses on the equally loved and despised "business in the front, party in the back" look favored on the field by so many.

If you watch closely you'll see a cameo by former DC United mullet king, Marco Etcheverry. His locks are just so thick & rich you can't help but wonder how he didn't get the cover of this book . At the very least he deserves a chapter unto himself.