You have to admit that's kind of scary right? It's like Becks is the Geisha House ying to Federline's KFC yang. Basically if Goldenballs had no athletic aptitude, and had married a once successful pop star who's penchant for questionable decision making was not limited to fashion, he would be Federline.
This disturbing revelation comes courtesy of Conan O'Brien who has taken it upon his ginger-haired self to prematurely cast the biopic on America’s Favorite Immigrants ™.
And if you think this is ass-clinching frightening, wait until you see who plays Mel B. aka Scary Spice aka Eddie Murphy's baby momma in this clip....they managed to find the one person with more over-bodied hair than her.