Overheard at a Bar

So the North American Rangers supporters club had their annual convention down in Florida this past weekend. A TOR reader (and drinkin' buddy) was in attendance and got to spend a little time with several hundred other supporters-in-exile in the presence Rangers skipper Walter Smith. Between drunken outbursts from the gathered fans on the topics of "fenian's", "Ulster", "papes", and other sectarian concerns Smith was actually able to get a few words in about football.

My man tells me that when asked about transfer targets, he mentioned DeMarcus Beasley as being high on his list. Again, this is all bar talk with the lads so take it for what it's worth. Could be a good move for the currently homeless Run-DMB if it were to come to pass though, although personally I believe he could play in a more competitive league.

And just so this doesn't turn into some "Wynalda-Gate" blogging incident, I am assured that Mr. Smith did not offer to let anyone felate him.