Conrad's Glass Jaw

Jimmy Conrad is to cracked jaws what Alecko Eskandarian is to concussions. Maybe that is an overstatement, but it seems that his is once again broken (just like the Social Security system!), this time courtesy of Columbus Crew's Ricardo Virtuoso.

So would it be fair to say that Columbus Crew is to elbows at the face what Alecko Eskandarian is to getting concussed? Between Virtuoso &
Andy Herron it's getting hella WWE out there. Personally I blame rap music, because Sigi Schmid's boys are throwing more 'bows than in a posse cut video.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A little late to the party, but it turns out according to Jimmy on his radio show in KC, the jaw break happened in the exact same spot. Doctors think the first break never healed. Bad luck, but hardly a glass jaw.

Vicious hit from Virtuoso. If that was a NFL quarterback who took the hit he did, a fine surely would've come.