Conrad's Glass Jaw
Jimmy Conrad is to cracked jaws what Alecko Eskandarian is to concussions. Maybe that is an overstatement, but it seems that his is once again broken (just like the Social Security system!), this time courtesy of Columbus Crew's Ricardo Virtuoso.
So would it be fair to say that Columbus Crew is to elbows at the face what Alecko Eskandarian is to getting concussed? Between Virtuoso & Andy Herron it's getting hella WWE out there. Personally I blame rap music, because Sigi Schmid's boys are throwing more 'bows than in a posse cut video.