5.15.2007

City Might Finally Make an Honest Woman Out of Dynamo


After a little over a year it seems that the Dynamo are about to get serious about trying the married life in the Bayou City and are now talking stadium with the city. After spending many a childhood summer in Houston all I can say is I don't care how few restrooms or concession stands the place has, if it has a stage at one end, or if it has bleacher seating. Just make that sucker air-conditioned somehow, some way.

For those that are uninitiated to the particulars of south Texas heat, I can best describe it as the following. You know that funk you have after really good, vigorous sex? That sweaty film that covers your whole damn body? Well imagine waking up with it every morning for most of the year but you don't even get the pleasure of getting laid.

At that is the 8 a.m. heat, so think about that 3 p.m. kickoff in August….I know the fans are dealing with it now, but why make them suffer like that if you have a chance to rectify the situation. I'd also be willing to bet that playing in a small, retractable roof stadium (a la Ajax Arena ) would help to put more (non-sweaty) asses in seats.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Houston is in South Texas like New York City is in Pennsylvania...